On Fridays I (sometimes) post the silliest and sassiest things I've read, overheard or uttered during the past week. I redact names to protect the guilty and the gutless. Say something weird or witty and you'll probably find it here.
"How's it going...triathlete?"
"Did you wear eyeliner to go swimming?"
"What do you want more...my body...or my blood?"
[vampires make me laugh]
A: I have to get Edward out of the car.
B: Who is Edward?
"Made it. Place is pretty fancy. Bed has 6 more pillows than I actually need."
"latest DVD series from the library is Dog Whisperer. learning a lot about ways to use raccoon urine. & such."
"and THAT is why unicorns invented cameras."
"I think my favorite was sexy clown, which is wrong in more ways than I know how to count."
"Weird tradition on one side of my family. Death, funeral then lunch at the golf course."
"Boas and rubber gloves? That sounds dirty."
"I treated myself to Mexican for dinner... and then it treated me to several trips to the bathroom."
"Then again I am an idiot with language so it might as well be Norse."
For those who want more quotes and eavesdroppings, see Gina, the Silly Swedish Skier and Farre's Nonsequiturs.
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